Asshole Advice

Hi everybody, I'm an asshole. I've been told this by enough people that I suspect it is true. I've also been told I give pretty decent advice, so that must also be true, right? That is the inspiration for this site.

It's really simple: you ask me a question and I answer it with absolute honesty. I'm not your friend and I'm not your enemy - I'm a person who can be perfectly straightforward with you.

Email me your questions, your fears, and your concerns and I'll do my best to see if I can help.

ps. I promise to not spam you.